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Funeral Cake — Sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica)
Lineage: Strawberry Banana Sherbet X Ice Cream Cake
Average THC: 28–30%
Appearance Gorgeously dense, dark forest-green nugs with deep blue to almost black undertones. Super thin orange pistils weave through a frosty coating of small, blue-tinted white trichomes. Each compact “black” nugget breaks apart cleanly, revealing a striking, shadowy profile that gives the strain its name.
Aroma Sweet, citrusy lemon top notes combine with creamy banana and sugary vanilla. The nose is dessert-forward and immediately inviting, with a bright citrus lift balanced by rich, creamy undertones.
Flavor On inhale and exhale you get a tongue-tingling blend of sweet, creamy vanilla, fresh banana, and sugary fruit. The flavor mirrors the aroma closely and leaves a smooth, dessert-like finish.
Effects The high arrives quickly after exhale. Expect an immediate, uplifting cerebral rush that sharpens focus and motivates action while delivering an overall euphoric, sociable uplift. A giddy, giggly quality can develop and, at higher doses, the effect may trend toward sedation and drowsiness. With its high potency, Funeral Cake is well-suited for experienced consumers.
Potential benefits Commonly used to help manage chronic fatigue, depression, nausea or appetite loss, headaches, and chronic pain due to its energizing yet mood-lifting effects paired with strong THC levels.
Usage notes Start low and go slow—28–30% THC can be intense for new or sensitive users. Ideal for daytime social activities or creative tasks at moderate doses; larger doses may be better suited for evening when sedative tendencies emerge.
Available now for delivery across DC and surrounding service areas.
Funeral Cake — Sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica)
Lineage: Strawberry Banana Sherbet X Ice Cream Cake
Average THC: 28–30%
Appearance Gorgeously dense, dark forest-green nugs with deep blue to almost black undertones. Super thin orange pistils weave through a frosty coating of small, blue-tinted white trichomes. Each compact “black” nugget breaks apart cleanly, revealing a striking, shadowy profile that gives the strain its name.
Aroma Sweet, citrusy lemon top notes combine with creamy banana and sugary vanilla. The nose is dessert-forward and immediately inviting, with a bright citrus lift balanced by rich, creamy undertones.
Flavor On inhale and exhale you get a tongue-tingling blend of sweet, creamy vanilla, fresh banana, and sugary fruit. The flavor mirrors the aroma closely and leaves a smooth, dessert-like finish.
Effects The high arrives quickly after exhale. Expect an immediate, uplifting cerebral rush that sharpens focus and motivates action while delivering an overall euphoric, sociable uplift. A giddy, giggly quality can develop and, at higher doses, the effect may trend toward sedation and drowsiness. With its high potency, Funeral Cake is well-suited for experienced consumers.
Potential benefits Commonly used to help manage chronic fatigue, depression, nausea or appetite loss, headaches, and chronic pain due to its energizing yet mood-lifting effects paired with strong THC levels.
Usage notes Start low and go slow—28–30% THC can be intense for new or sensitive users. Ideal for daytime social activities or creative tasks at moderate doses; larger doses may be better suited for evening when sedative tendencies emerge.
Available now for delivery across DC and surrounding service areas.